Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
the land of the free, *because* of the brave.
If you know yourself, then you’ll not be harmed by what is said about you.– Arab Proverb (via elige)
Anonymous asked: Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?
xxchibicupcakesxx: hey, I just met you and this is crazy but here’s my number … hey, I just met you
11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: FORGET THAT, JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE GOD DAMN CAR
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.