Why yahoo why why are you trying to ruin our lives
rapewhistled: bumrollplease: rapewhistled: *16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks i literally say this a hundred times a day *16 year old girl voice* literally.
i dont know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly i am
janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
chivalryisdead: green-satan: capitolsavox: this sassy nine year old got nominated for an oscar #THATFUCKINGGIF
spockward: coolscar: egberts: imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas
Lets have a toast for the douchebags, let’s have a toast for the assholes, let’s have a toast for the scumbags, every one of them that I know. Let’s have a toast for the jerk offs that’ll never take work off. Baby I’ve got a plan, run away as fast as you can.
1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a...– love this (via jellytits)
sticler: sassy-gay-dust: omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon “take the bark for a walk” “hey could you feed the meows” “hey look at all those moos” woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF