May 2013
Why yahoo why why are you trying to ruin our lives
rapewhistled:
bumrollplease:
rapewhistled:
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
i literally say this a hundred times a day
*16 year old girl voice* literally.
i dont know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly i am
janetdevlinoffic:
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
youwishangelfish:
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
chivalryisdead:
green-satan:
capitolsavox:
this sassy nine year old got nominated for an oscar
#THATFUCKINGGIF
spockward:
coolscar:
egberts:
imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas
Lets have a toast for the douchebags, let’s have a toast for the assholes, let’s have a toast for the scumbags, every one of them that I know. Let’s have a toast for the jerk offs that’ll never take work off. Baby I’ve got a plan, run away as fast as you can.
“1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a...”
– love this (via jellytits)
sticler:
sassy-gay-dust:
omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon
“take the bark for a walk”
“hey could you feed the meows”
“hey look at all those moos”
woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF